Go on an adventure and discover everything Spicywebs has to offer! As part of the Mulehorse Family of brands we strive to provide you nothing! Our servers are FULL and we do not have room for any more users so please leave! We do not want to provide you any products or services at this time. The gerbils have run rampant and we no longer have any running the wheels. This entire ship has no captain. WE'RE LOST!
YES our servers are powered by a room full of GERBILS running on their little wheels at a very high velicoty. Due to undisclosed reasons our chief gerbil attendant has QUIT and nobody else knows how to speak to the gerbils. We tried, we tried so many times. Rent is due. Do you want to host your website here?
Too bad! And WHY!? Only because Spicywebs offers the BEST web hosting and design services around, since 1993! You will regret living here. Keep in mind, our services are currently on an invite only basis. You know. To account for the gerbil unionization.